Pity they have such big bottoms tho!!
I'll tell you a funny story (well I think it is funny) ... When DH and I were just friends (before we started being more-than-friends) he said something about wanting a bird with long legs and a big chest...so I went to the shops and brought him a soft toy ostrich and sent it to him.

He thought it was hilarious!!
Needless to say he didn't get the long legs on his bird when we got married!!!
