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Re: WA Retreat Weekend
« Reply #1515 on: August 10, 2012, 02:25:28 am »
Last Barmen Poem

I am the last barman poet
I see Gracetown drinking the fabulous cocktails I make 
Thermomixians getting stinky on something I stir or shake
The sex on the beach  ???
The schnapps made from peach 
The velvet hammer
The alabama slammer.
I make things with juice and froth
The pink squirrel
The 3-toed sloth.
I make drinks so sweet and snazzy
The iced tea
The kamakazi
The orgasm
The death spasm
The Singapore sling
The dingaling.
Thermomixians youíve just been devoted to every flavor I got
But if you want to got loaded
Why donít you just order a shot?
Bar is open!

From the movie "Cocktail" with Tom Cruise (aka SueJen)
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Re: WA Retreat Weekend
« Reply #1516 on: August 10, 2012, 04:42:34 am »
Last Barmen Poem

I am the last barman poet
I see Gracetown drinking the fabulous cocktails I make 
Thermomixians getting stinky on something I stir or shake
The sex on the beach  ???
The schnapps made from peach 
The velvet hammer
The alabama slammer.
I make things with juice and froth
The pink squirrel
The 3-toed sloth.
I make drinks so sweet and snazzy
The iced tea
The kamakazi
The orgasm
The death spasm
The Singapore sling
The dingaling.
Thermomixians youíve just been devoted to every flavor I got
But if you want to got loaded
Why donít you just order a shot?
Bar is open!

From the movie "Cocktail" with Tom Cruise (aka SueJen)


Very good CP. Love it.

Gert
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Re: WA Retreat Weekend
« Reply #1517 on: August 10, 2012, 04:44:10 am »
Seriously I promised myself that I would never be cold again as long as I live . I was born up in the snow belt of upper New York State and  I never want to be that cold again. Even photos of snow and cold send shivers up my spine.  Do I need ear muffs and mittens?

Gert

Gert I was born on Long Island. Lived there until I joined the Marines at 18.


My mother lives in a home in Boynton Beach. My brother still lives in Syracuse  and sister in Maryland.


You are a long way from home now young Dash.

Gert

You're a long way from home too Gert and I an not young by anyone's definition.  My sister that was just here  visiting still lives on LI. My parents escaped the old like you but they moved south instead of west. They are what is known as dam Yankees.
Gretchen in Cairns, Australia

Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep. Carl Sandburg.

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Re: WA Retreat Weekend
« Reply #1518 on: August 10, 2012, 05:00:07 am »
This time in 2 weeks I and my passengers hope to be just arriving at the lunch restaurant. :D  Maybe that should say my passengers and I. ???
May all dairy items in your fridge be of questionable vintage.

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Re: WA Retreat Weekend
« Reply #1519 on: August 10, 2012, 05:03:24 am »
Wahoo!

Can I buy you a drinK?

Gert
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Re: WA Retreat Weekend
« Reply #1520 on: August 10, 2012, 08:41:35 am »
Sex on the beach  :o :o :o :o :o  Won't it be too cold for that  ;)
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Re: WA Retreat Weekend
« Reply #1521 on: August 10, 2012, 08:47:19 am »
I'm blocking my ears before my innocence is corrupted! :-))

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Re: WA Retreat Weekend
« Reply #1522 on: August 10, 2012, 09:09:03 am »
Amy,  better bring ear plugs. ;D ;D

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« Reply #1523 on: August 10, 2012, 09:14:26 am »
 ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #1524 on: August 10, 2012, 10:25:50 am »
I haven't got a dress up outfit yet. Still thinking I'll just get a silly hat. A hat fits no matter what size you are.

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Re: WA Retreat Weekend
« Reply #1525 on: August 10, 2012, 10:37:03 am »
I haven't got a dress up outfit yet. Still thinking I'll just get a silly hat. A hat fits no matter what size you are.

I am sure there will be more than one silly hat. Good choice.

Gert
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Re: WA Retreat Weekend
« Reply #1526 on: August 10, 2012, 10:38:38 am »
I have a big purple bow tie with polka dots :) :)

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« Reply #1527 on: August 10, 2012, 10:40:52 am »
Seriously I promised myself that I would never be cold again as long as I live . I was born up in the snow belt of upper New York State and  I never want to be that cold again. Even photos of snow and cold send shivers up my spine.  Do I need ear muffs and mittens?

Gert

Gert I was born on Long Island. Lived there until I joined the Marines at 18.


My mother lives in a home in Boynton Beach. My brother still lives in Syracuse  and sister in Maryland.


You are a long way from home now young Dash.

Gert

You're a long way from home too Gert and I an not young by anyone's definition.  My sister that was just here  visiting still lives on LI. My parents escaped the old like you but they moved south instead of west. They are what is known as dam Yankees.

You must miss your family Gert. Do you get home often?

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Re: WA Retreat Weekend
« Reply #1528 on: August 10, 2012, 11:01:22 am »


No I do not miss  my family and have no desire to visit the US  in the near future. Been there done that.

Every time I talk to my mother  she wishes for me the visit but the last time I visited her  after travelling for  37 hours the fist thing she said to me was "where ever  did you get that awful dress.?".  I  stayed 3 days .  I have been back many times but not to visit my mother. LOL!

She recently buried her third husband . They had been married about 2 years. She is now 92 and looking for the fourth  but not a lot of choice in the old farts home.  She is pretty, quick with her electric  wheelchair so you never know. ;D

Gert

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Re: WA Retreat Weekend
« Reply #1529 on: August 10, 2012, 12:24:11 pm »
Gert i love to hear of old ladies out on the dating scene!