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Tequila cookies
« on: April 13, 2012, 11:46:06 pm »
1 cup of dark brown sugar
1 cup butter
1 cup of granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
1 tsp fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 bottle Tequila

Mixing Instructions:

- Sample the Tequila

Take a large bowl, check the Tequila again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Tequila is still OK, try another cup .... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit,

Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

- Sample the Tequila to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.

Check the Tequila.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl out the window,

FINISH the Tequila and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
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Re: Tequila cookies
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2012, 07:12:17 am »
Gotta love it  ;)

You are a genius my friend  ;D

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Re: Tequila cookies
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2012, 08:04:47 am »
I thought it was a great recipe. Will have to try it when I know I don't have to drive anywhere. Oh and not on crutches ;D
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Re: Tequila cookies
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2012, 09:27:52 am »
I guess you could replace the Tequila with something similar. ;)
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Re: Tequila cookies
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2012, 09:31:52 am »
Well I don't think it would make any difference to the cookie mixture :) .
Just our head the next morning ;)
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Re: Tequila cookies
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2012, 10:56:46 am »
Loved it Mandi but don't think I will try those cookies.  ;D
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Re: Tequila cookies
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2012, 11:02:00 am »
Yeh too much sugar in this recipe ;D
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Re: Tequila cookies
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2012, 11:04:44 am »
JD - you should try it with a bottle of whisky! . . . the dishwasher certainly won't fit into the oven then . . . tried it . .. don't work . . . .LOL ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Tequila cookies
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2012, 11:11:10 am »
GF have you been drinking?
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Re: Tequila cookies
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2012, 11:14:08 am »
I've got no-one who can put me to bed if I was to drink a bottle of anything GF  :D :D
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Re: Tequila cookies
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2012, 11:15:57 am »
Just sleep where ever you fall JD, with a bottle of plonk in your system I don't think you will care too much. ;D
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Re: Tequila cookies
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2012, 11:20:41 am »
LOL no dede . . . but if I were t'would be all your fault!!  Love to try ALL the recipes on here . . . . . .  . well . . . . . .  .most of them!!

hehe  dede's right . . .just make sure your comfortable . . .    ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Tequila cookies
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2012, 11:24:41 am »
You girls are incorrigible.  It is just not worth drinking too much with what you have to go through that night and the next day - I learnt that a long time ago  ;)
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Re: Tequila cookies
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2012, 03:52:19 pm »
You girls are incorrigible.  It is just not worth drinking too much with what you have to go through that night and the next day - I learnt that a long time ago  ;)
some of us just never master that lesson JD  ;)
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Re: Tequila cookies
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2012, 07:46:43 am »
I Love it
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