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Welcoming Center, Management and General Chat => Chit Chat => Topic started by: astarra on November 06, 2012, 04:46:31 am
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We all know kids come out with random/funny/crazy/what-on-earth/embarrasing things sometimes, and I thought it might be fun to share some....
Miss3 and I just had the following conversation....
her = "mum, you are a piece of cwap." :o
me = "really? ... why?"
her = "acuz look at your legs, they got a big bruise on them, so that means they not nice."
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I agree, they not nice astarra :D :D
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:D :D :D Its funny what they say. But remind them at their 21st..
My kids ask me why I am old.... Most mothers of friends are 10 to 15 years younger than me..
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:D too funny
DD3 says to me the other day "will my boobs be bigger than yours when I grow up" thanks for the confidence boost it is one thing I don't have much of and apparently she thinks so to :-))
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LOL!!!!!
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LOL too!
DS5 keeps asking his gran "why do you have wobbly bits"!
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;D;D poor gran
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My 9 year old says her sister (11yr) is going through pewbancy (puberty)
Rara x
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Lol Rara. :)
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I love the cute and funny things that kids come out with! I've been embarrassed quite a few times by various comments...I really have to watch what I say now!
I can still remember when I was about eight years old, we were going by train to the Royal Melbourne Show. Well, my younger brother, who was about 5 or 6 at the time, asked my mum (in a crowded train carriage) "Mum, what is a prostitute?" It was so funny...my poor mum, it must have been so awkward for her!!! I wish I could remember her answer! (or if she answered!)
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Funny rara
Speaking of puberty ds7 was listening in to a conversation we were having with ds11 and wanted to know who puberty was because he hadn't met him at school;D
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Blackwood that would of been one of those moments where you don't hear it or your wishing the ground would swallow you up
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Haha Suzanne
@ Blackwood - would have loved to have heard your mums answer!
Rara x
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These are so funny! :D
Your poor mum, blackwood!!!! ;D
One of my SILs just rung me....could hardley talk for laughing, and told me her DD (4) had said this to her (while eating noodles for lunch)
MISS4: do you like having me to stay?? You can have a turn of all my books after me………………….. ( talking to her mum)
HER MUM: where do you normally live if you don’t live with mum and dad??
MISS4: UMMMM mostly at Grandpa's or Pa's, just depends!
HER MUM: ok so you don’t live with us ??
MISS4: ONLY when you always give me noodles??!!
HER MUM: that makes me feel a bit sad,
MISS4: NOPE you don’t feel sad mum, you don’t really mind mum, so do you want to have a turn of my books?????? OR NOT?
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:) :) :)
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cute
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Astarra, that is just too cute! I love the way kids even at that age can have such a matter-of-fact way of speaking. love it!
I'm loving reading these comments...brings a smile to my face! ;D
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I love reading them too. :D
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This was last night at the dinner table DS7 is talking at school about what they want to do when they grow up, so we ask DD since she loves to join in
Me: So Lily what do you want to be when you grow up?
Lily: Big
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That is so cute Suzanne! :D How old is Lily?
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;D I'm never surprised by what kids come out with - so cute when they are little.
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That is so cute Suzanne! :D How old is Lily?
Nearly 3.5 Astarra although some days she thinks she's the adult
Sometimes our dinners can go for 1.5hrs everybody talking and trying to get their opinion across especially Lily whose "stories" can go on forever and nobody can leave until she is finished ;D
I love listening to the kids chat and debate
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We saw some cows and I asked DD2 "what do cows eat?" to which she thought about then said matter-of-factly "mashed potato".
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Lol jamberie..
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Lol jamberrie and Suzanne.
DS5 was asked by DS4 to come into his room. DS5 said I can't I have a saw foot. DS4 replied "we'll hop then"!
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I think we could write a book with these oh-so-gorgeous stories!!! I'd buy it...reading it would be a great way to cure someone having a bad day!
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Absolutely blackwood and even as they get older they still come out with some clangers
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:D :D :D :D
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Loving this... :D :D :D
We had a plate of steak (along with other dishes) on the table last night, well Miss3 decided she needed to get something which was behind the steak.... "Dad, can you please move the mistake?" :)
Another one she came out with a few weeks ago while watching a thunderstorm....."ok, that's enough now, no more photos, I all done smiling." :D
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Am enjoying this thread.
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Loving this... :D :D :D
We had a plate of steak (along with other dishes) on the table last night, well Miss3 decided she needed to get something which was behind the steak.... "Dad, can you please move the mistake?" :)
Another one she came out with a few weeks ago while watching a thunderstorm....."ok, that's enough now, no more photos, I all done smiling." :D
rofl, she is a classic Astarra.
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Cute astarra
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I have just been informed by miss6...
"it is not my fault if I don't do what I'm told - my brain just doesn't process instructions." :-)) :-\
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Lol Astarra :)
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cute Astarra ;D
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I didn't find it exactly cute or funny at the time...but I do now!!! :-)) :D
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I have just been informed by miss6...
"it is not my fault if I don't do what I'm told - my brain just doesn't process instructions." :-)) :-\
I can see where she is coming from astarra. One very smart 6yr old.
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Ohhh yess, we've had some hillarious lines ......... hére's the one that takes the cake in this house !
DS2 was toilet training and about 2 1/2 at the time. He was usiing a potty and after doing number twos he stood up, bent right over with hands on the floor and butt in the air to have his bum wiped.
All we hear is DS1 who was about 5 at the time, calling out with an extrememe emergency tone in his voice .......... he calls, "Mum, mum come here quick" so we go running in saying "What, What ??" DS1 says "Jayden's got a hole in his bum".
OMG we just could not stop laughing hysterically !!
I'm not sure where DS1 thought his own number twos came from LOL !!
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LOL - that is gold!!!! :D
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Classic!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Too funny and a great story for their 18th
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Good one Deb :D :D Loving this thread.
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My miss7 told me one day that she knew who she was going to marry.... I replied that she might not have met the person she is going to marry yet. She said, I KNOW that mum, I don't know who I'm marrying in my adulthood yet, but in my childhood I'm going to marry Elliot! (Poor Elliot)
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I have a few for when they turn 18 !!
Here's my next funny tale. Also about DS2 (he's a real monkey !!). He also would have been not long toilet trained so around 2 1/2. This story needs a picture to tell the story so see the picture first !
I was in my bedroom upstairs getting ready to shower the kids, my bedroom door is at the top of the stairs in the picture just to the right. My dh was down stairs ! I come out of the bedroom to see DS2 standing at the top of the stairs leaning with his butt forward and peeing between the railings. I yell out to my DS2, "No Jayden, you don't wee there !!!" (I was finding it hard to tell him off and hide my hysterical laughter at the same time).
My DH who's downstairs hears the commotion, so comes to check it out and YEP you guessed it walked out under the stairs looking upwards and got showered with wee !!! WELL no-one could contain themselves !!!! I had to go in another room and let dh shower the kids (and himself LOL). Whilst it was extremely funny, I couldn't let a young toddler think this was a great thing to do and REPEAT his performance !!!!
After his shower I was dressing DS2 and had him laying on the change table putting his nappy on for bed and I said to him "Jayden, that was very naughty, you wee in the toilet !" and his response was "Noooo not naughty, FUNNY !!!" Well I lost it again !!
DS1 told everyone for ages and ages Jayden peed on Daddy LOL
Thankfully it has never re-occurred (just in case you all think we are breading ferral little children LOL). Little boys !!!!!
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Ohh and a recent one, DS2 yet again, he's 5 1/2 now !!! (We have 3 boys but the middle one is definately the cheekiest of all).
On our recent cruise to NZ, we visited some hot pools in Tauranga. DS2 comes down a slide there and splits his chin open (for the fourth time now). We had him all glued up at a doctor there ! We'd been been saying to him you're going to have so many scars on your chin etc etc
A few days later, "He asked my Mum if she had any scars, to which she replied, "No".
He said "Yes you Do !!!" and she said "No I haven't got any". Then he points to some wrinkles on her face and says "There !!" Poor mum !
Out of the mouths of babes ehhhh LOL
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I have just been informed by miss6...
"it is not my fault if I don't do what I'm told - my brain just doesn't process instructions." :-)) :-\
That's a classic !!
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LOL debbiebilling.... it is great to be able to laugh at thing they do - even tho sometimes we shouldn't!!!!! :D
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Today I was talking to the girls about sun-screen and why they needed to put it on, to which miss6 informed me it wasn't summer yet. :-)) ... a few minutes later miss22mths came running up, pointing to her arms and said "look mum, I summer-burnt!!" Sounded so funny!! :D
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Today I was talking to the girls about sun-screen and why they needed to put it on, to which miss6 informed me it wasn't summer yet. :-)) ... a few minutes later miss22mths came running up, pointing to her arms and said "look mum, I summer-burnt!!" Sounded so funny!! :D
oh, let my kids give them a seasons lesson. Apparently sunshine = summer even if it's frosty (literally single digit temperatures - fortunately we are getting past those though). It's been a struggle all winter to get clothes on DD(2) - shorts and tshirts year round.
My DS asked when I'm having a baby as I have a "fat tummy". Nice.
Luckily he also says nice things like "mum, you make the best fuzz" (choc fudge)....actually maybe that has somethng to do with the tummy...
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LOVE the stair shower Debbie - priceless!
Some of my favourites:
- The time DS's pet rat departed for a celestial destination. He was only 4 so found an insightful way to express his sorrow: "I'm so sad my heart has got a tummy ache" - still makes me choke up!
- DS watching DW putting on makeup - "what you doing Mom?" DW-"making myself beautiful" DS-"well it hasn't" :-\ (needless to say he wasn't too popular.
- DD - the Titanic was sunk by a burger
Many years ago when the kids were tiny, a friend said to keep a notebook handy to write down all these wierd and wonderful things they say because memory soon fades with time. Now the kids are almost grown up (well they think they are) we still enjoy flipping through the pages for a giggle or "aaah".
So now's your chance to do likewise and capture all those moments for posterity in your own memories notebook.
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What a lovely keepsake Rogizoja. Wish I had done that when when my children were young. :)
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thanks for the great laughs everyone! Some crackers in there! I am going to take your advice too and keep a notepad handy to write things down on.
Kids do say the funniest things!
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Rogizoja
That's a really good idea ........ there probably are already things I've forgotten. I will start that ! I dare say though, I WILL NEVER forget my husband getting a wee shower under the stairs lol !!!
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Just flipped through the notebook again. Here are a couple more crackers:
* DW had just had her legs waxed - DD "Mama had her legs skinned today"
* DD coming off a slide at a water park "you'll have the time of your life Mama, but hang onto your boobs!"
* DS (aged about 5) "I've got a pouch between my legs to keep my nuts in" :-))
* DS "I wish I only had half a sister - the kissy half"
* GrannyMO: "Zoe's got a very good vocabulary"; Zoe: "what does that mean?"!!
* DS "the best bit of Christmas is when you wake up and your sack is full" (seems he has a thing about that ;D)
and on it goes. Have fun making your own memories notebook.
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They are all SO funny. Kids really are hilarious!!
I do have a book I write stuff down in, as I scrapbook the funny little things they do and say - hopefully make a good present for them one day!!! :D
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My mum still tells me about when I was 5 years old and didn't know the national anthem properly... apparently my grade 1 teacher overheard me singing "Australia's full of ostriches" at several school assemblies :-))
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Rofl Amy!! :D
It does make sence tho! :)
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I must have thought so too astarra! ;D
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rofl right now...
Miss6 "we have a new person in our class now, so there are 27 kids."
me- "That's nice, is it a new boy or girl?"
miss6- "a boy - called Jack"
me - "so what is he like?"
miss6- "well he's quite nice."
me - (teasing her, she gets the joke well) - "so is he cute?"
miss6 - "you do have to leave some stuff to your own imagination, mum!!!"
:D :D :D :D :D :D Hmmmmmmmmmm, sounds like I'll have to see for myself!! ;) :D :D :D :D
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I can't believe a 6 year old said that!!! :D :D :D
That is gold astarra ;D
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;D Astarra
At the moment we are having problems with DD, next year she goes to kindy so has to wear the uniform which is a blue and white dress or yellow t-shirt and blue skirt, none of these colours are DD's cup of tea, I have tried everything to get her to love it and her last comment to me was
DD - I'm not wearing it
ME - what are you going to wear then?
DD - Nothing I'm going naked
:-))
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LOL Suzanne!!! :D
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Lets hope you can convince her to weat the uniform suzanne! :o
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Has she visited the kindy to see that everyone else is wearing the same clothes suzanne?
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It's the same school her brothers go so she sees them every day, bribery is my only option, getting her to try the dress on was a mission the ladies thought it very funny and had never seen a little girl with such an opinion, 2.5mths to figure it out
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Hope she accepts it soon. :) I'm sure you'll sort something out rather than naked!!!! ;)
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Sticker chart and reward Suzanne? Is there one thing she'd like to do with or without her brothers?
Has she a friend going? New things for hair?
Good luck.
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Thanks dj her best friend will be with her and she loves the dress so I'm going to enlist her help
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If she really objects, let her go in her underwear and take the uniform. Once she is there and sees the other children in their uniforms and they laugh at her a bit she will put it on. :-\ I reckon she won't go out the door unless she is fully dressed.
I took my DS 4yrs at the time to pre school in pyjamas. The kids laughed, he didn't care (so he made out) but never had that struggle again.
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I don't think she would either Michele but her ability to have such a strong opinion at the age of 3 still amazes me, my others never cared what they wore clothing wise but she is a different kettle of fish, keeps me on my toes
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does she have a favorite undies or singlet with her favorite character on it that if she puts on the uniform she can wear otherwise its a plain boring singlet and undies
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LOL Suzanne these DD with strong opinions..... Presume she is the youngest? Making her presence felt in her own unique way!
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Yep the youngest DJ and certainly making her presence felt
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Nazar we are going to get new everything underwear, shoes, hair ties, she picked her bag already (Angelina ballerina) and we get'the dress' Friday so plenty of time
Sorry this has turned into a Lily topic::)
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She sounds like she will be fun as a teenager, suzanne!! ;)
Miss22mths had her 18mth immunisation today, she was sitting there and watching the needle go in, a tiny squirm then said "I need to go toilet." :D I was so proud of her...(and she did go to the toilet straight away too.)
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Hope she is resting now Astarra.
Suzanne, bribery works wonders, especially this time of year.
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Talking about bribery with Christmas coming up ! Some parents at our school were talking about how they bribe their kids with "better be good or Santa won't come ............"
Anyhow one of the parents said they tell their kids if you don't be good you'll get potatoes instead of presents ........... on Christmas morning they always make sure the kids have a couple of potatoes amongst their presents just so they know that they missed out on some presents !! I think it's a brilliant idea !!! Will sure get the kids thinking huh !
Unfortunately my eldest is 8 and quite suspicious so I'm not sure how successful this would be for him.
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LOL, that's a good trick debbie! :)
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Love it. keep Christmas special while you can.
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Great trick Debbie, but I don't think I could do it to my boys (as much as I would like to).
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LOL right now
Miss3 "I have the mouth-cups, mum."
Me - "oh really? What are mouth cups?"
her "well dey weally called hair-cups but dey come out my mouth so dey should be mouth-cups."
??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
Ahh, I finally got it...Hiccups!!!! :D
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You speak really good toddler language astarra - plenty of practice aye ;) :D :D
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Hehehe, I agree with Judy ;D
Astarra your kids are adorable :D :D :D
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I weally weally good at it aren'tn't I? :D LOL!!!
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Astarra your kids are adorable :D :D :D
Thanx. ;D I love them!!
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I love this thread...soo funny.
On christmas day a few years ago my young miss 6 asked her yia yia (grandma) for some some slices of dead pig!
Yep she sure does know where her ham comes from.
Rara x
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Talking about bribery with Christmas coming up ! Some parents at our school were talking about how they bribe their kids with "better be good or Santa won't come ............"
Anyhow one of the parents said they tell their kids if you don't be good you'll get potatoes instead of presents ........... on Christmas morning they always make sure the kids have a couple of potatoes amongst their presents just so they know that they missed out on some presents !! I think it's a brilliant idea !!! Will sure get the kids thinking huh !
Unfortunately my eldest is 8 and quite suspicious so I'm not sure how successful this would be for him.
Reading this Debbie reminded me of something Very Happy Jan posted on 13th December 2009 (http://www.forumthermomix.com/index.php?topic=2493.msg27073#msg27073) :D :D
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You have a very good memory CC :D :D
I love this thread...soo funny.
On christmas day a few years ago my young miss 6 asked her yia yia (grandma) for some some slices of dead pig!
Yep she sure does know where her ham comes from.
Rara x
Clever Miss6!! ;D ;D
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LOL :D
Miss22mths was on the toilet yesterday, suddenly she screamed (and I mean screamed) so I rushed in there, she was standing up on the toilet seat with her legs wide apart and a poo coming out, I asked her what was wrong...."I growing tail, no tail, not like it tail, doe way tail." :-)) Once I explained the situation to her she calmed down, sat down again and finished her job. :D
Sorry, that might be TMI... ???
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Astarra that is very cute
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funny
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RFLOL ;D
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Oh dear, I have the strangest kids...
We had some visitors here, 1 of which just happened to be the sister of a friend fondly reffered to as "Mr Tiger." Anyhow, Miss22mths is just walking around talking as usual, and suddenly says "Poor Mr Tiger." We were all a little surprised, but said "why poor Mr Tiger?" She answered "Hair all gone." Everyone cracked up laughing, as Mr Tiger happens to be bald on top!!! :D
Embarrasing child! :-[
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Lol
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LOL you have a very smart little girl. ;D
No pretense with kids they say it as they see it ;D ;D ;D
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Astarra you have one switched on little girl and I bet she is as cute as ever too.
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While sitting on time-out after the egg episode this morning (see oops pics thread), miss3 suddenly said:
"well anyway mum, you still love me, I know you do - everyone loves me." :-)) How could I stay angry with her??! :)
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Yes your right DD3 its called unconditional love whether we like it or not sometimes ;D ;D ;D great for little kids to grow up knowing they are loved, not like some kids :'(
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While sitting on time-out after the egg episode this morning (see oops pics thread), miss3 suddenly said:
"well anyway mum, you still love me, I know you do - everyone loves me." :-)) How could I stay angry with her??! :)
Awwwwwww, what a sweetie!! :D :D :D And she knows exactly what to say to you astarra ;D
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How very cute astarra, I love 3 year olds, they are so funny I am going to miss DD next year when she's at kindy:'(
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cute, then they grow up...
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Yes your right DD3 its called unconditional love whether we like it or not sometimes ;D ;D ;D great for little kids to grow up knowing they are loved, not like some kids :'(
I know, you see how some poor little kids are treated and wonder if they get any affection at all. :'(
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Unfortunately some mothers don't know how to be affectionate :'(
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So sad. :'(
I am glad my kids know they are loved...and the little 'I love yous' back are tooooo heart melting! :-*
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If you can't show your kids love and affection you shouldn't be a parent, it's funny you need a license to own a pet but anyone can have a baby :'(
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I know, you see how some poor little kids are treated and wonder if they get any affection at all. :'(
Hmmm, I have to say i really dislike comments like this. I've been unfortunate enough to see some children living in tough situations and I've got to say, even when it may appear to you like the parents aren't doing enough for the kids, it is often the case that the parents are doing the very best they can - it is just different to the best you can do.
We all face our own challenges in life and looking down on parents who are struggling doesnt help anyone - least of all the kids.
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Perhaps they are doing the best they can do, but not neccessarily whats best for their child. There are a lot of children in this world who have been born to unfortunate circumstances yet know they are loved, and a lot of parents who are affluent yet do not know how to love their children, and there are a lot of children in this world who are not or feel as though they are not loved enough. Don't worry snappy the comments haven't been judgemental, just sympathetic.
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I agree with CP. And thats why there are so many departments out there devoted to helping struggling families. Child protection agencies, mental health services, family support and counselling services, charities.... there is a lot of help out there for children and parents to nuture their relationships so that the kids can feel safe and loved :)
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Sorry snappy if that was taken as a judgemental comment, as CP said, it was written in a sympathetic way (well meant to be) not a judgemental way. :'(
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LOl- MIL has just told me miss6 was going thru her pantry ( :o ) and saw some spaghetti - and said "mmmmm, spaghetti-licious"
MIL was laughing so hard!
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How very cute astarra, I love 3 year olds, they are so funny I am going to miss DD next year when she's at kindy:'(
Totally agree - I don't want my baby to grow up, and am half-dreading the call from kindy for her to start! (I've already put them off once too...)
My just-turned-3 has just change so much recently in a good/funny way. Just letting her lovely humour show through a lot more, even around other people.
And DS(5yrs) is just super sweet (when he's not busy being a little terror, of course) - and lately he tells us he loves us and wants us to "live until the very last number".
And Astarra, that is the CUTEST!! They can be so heart-melting (and they know it, I'm sure ;) )
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Scene: Preschool - parents open day.
Enter a dad
Child not related to dad: "come and look at all our silkworms!"
Child proudly indicates a 2 storey box: "down here we have some silkworms - (indicates lower level)
"Look at the cocoons they've made" (indicates further up the box)
"and up here there are lots of moths laying eggs (indicates top level) . . . look, these two are having sex . "
Exit the dad . . . ;D ;D
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Lmao gf...
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Rflol GF ;D ;D
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;D;D;D gf that is priceless
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I love how a child can make an adult uncomfortable in seconds lol!!
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that is priceless... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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That poor dad GF... ;D
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:D :D :D :D and were they GF ;D That poor Dad, that might be the last time he goes to open day.
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ROFL Goldfish!! That is tooooo funny! :D
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:D :D :D :D and were they GF ;D That poor Dad, that might be the last time he goes to open day.
Hmmm. . . yes indeed they were . . . ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Well in that case, I would have stayed to watch - I am always fascinated by these things ;D
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;D ;D with silkworm moths it's a bit like watching grass grow in winter!! - Not too sure where the child picked up the "vocabulary" - I'm sure it wasn't in the lesson plan . . . ;D ;D ;D
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LOL Goldfish!
Just talking to Miss3 on the phone...she has just informed me (much to MILs horror in the background...)
"We llowed to do what we want to at Gramma's." :D :D :-))
LOL - think it is probably true tho!! :-))
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You better believe it astarra ;)
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Gran was telling DS4 that Pa had gone out hunting today, to which DS4 asks "is Pa hunting for Easter eggs Gran" :)
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Gran was telling DS4 that Pa had gone out hunting today, to which DS4 asks "is Pa hunting for Easter eggs Gran" :)
Haha Kimmy! I wish we had a 'like' button :)
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So cute and innocent, good one Kimmy.
I doubt I can tell you where my GS told me he and his sister came from the other day but it cracked me and my visitors up :-))
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Me & DS3 were on a train the other day, that was very full. He was sitting in his pram next to my seat, and he turned to the person on the seat on the other side of his pram and said 'Hi black man'. I quickly told him that just because someone is wearing a black top doesn't mean you can call them black man. He got quite a few laughs, but boy was my face red!
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;) ;) ;)
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LOL Kimmy and jakodai!
Love kid quotes! :D
Judy - sounds amusing!!!
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I was driving with DD (age 2) the other day and she said:
"mummy do you want to put two hands on the wheel?"
Oops! I was told!
...mind you, it wasn't for very long!
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LOL Jamberie... my Miss3 said something similar to DH the other day :D
We were driving along and DH and I were holding hands (as we always do, I don't know why this time was noticed), and she said "Dad, don't you need two hands for driving?" :D :D :D
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Well, not sure whether to laugh or sigh......
Miss6: "It is a public holiday for everyone except mums today." :) :-\ So so true!!!
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Laughing so hard right now, Miss3 playing with Polly pockets, miss2 took 1 and miss 3 yelled: ÿou are a pain dot com dot A.U"
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Gran was telling DS4 that Pa had gone out hunting today, to which DS4 asks "is Pa hunting for Easter eggs Gran" :)
Love it Kimmy ;D That's the only type of hunting I would want to do and I would love to do it in purple gumboots ;D
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Lol mich. Me too ;D