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Offline astarra

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Re: The Thread killer
« Reply #870 on: November 30, 2012, 05:26:53 am »
A baby laughs on average 165 times/day, an adult only 30. What happened to the other 135?  :D
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Re: The Thread killer
« Reply #871 on: November 30, 2012, 05:29:25 am »
Adults don't have anyone playing "peek-a-boo" with them :D

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Re: The Thread killer
« Reply #872 on: November 30, 2012, 11:29:15 am »
We learn to laugh on the inside.

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Re: The Thread killer
« Reply #873 on: November 30, 2012, 12:16:58 pm »
Tree ripened green gages are lower in salicylates. Fun fact. Well, not really, probably only if you're a FAILSAFER.

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Re: The Thread killer
« Reply #874 on: November 30, 2012, 12:51:10 pm »
What is a gage?
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Re: Re: The Thread killer
« Reply #875 on: November 30, 2012, 01:27:30 pm »
A type of plum CP;D

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Re: The Thread killer
« Reply #876 on: December 04, 2012, 01:29:41 am »
Thread still going.  ;)
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« Reply #877 on: December 04, 2012, 01:31:47 am »
It certainly is ;)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain :o

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Re: The Thread killer
« Reply #878 on: December 04, 2012, 01:34:46 am »
No wonder they think they can't be seen if they have their head in the sand... :)
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« Reply #879 on: December 04, 2012, 01:36:29 am »
Why do they do that? ???

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« Reply #880 on: December 04, 2012, 01:38:28 am »
Cuz they don't have a very big brain, I guess.  ;) ;)
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Re: The Thread killer
« Reply #881 on: December 04, 2012, 01:41:03 am »
LOL of course! ;D ;D

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Re: The Thread killer
« Reply #882 on: December 04, 2012, 01:43:44 am »
I can't believe how many pages there are in this thread. Just saying:) :) :)
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in!

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« Reply #883 on: December 04, 2012, 01:45:05 am »
Pity they have such big bottoms tho!!

I'll tell you a funny story (well I think it is funny) ... When DH and I were just friends (before we started being more-than-friends) he said something about wanting a bird with long legs and a big chest...so I went to the shops and brought him a soft toy ostrich and sent it to him.  ;D  He thought it was hilarious!!
Needless to say he didn't get the long legs on his bird when we got married!!!  :-))
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Re: The Thread killer
« Reply #884 on: December 04, 2012, 01:49:43 am »
ROFL!!!!!! Love it astarra ;D ;D ;D
I'm sure he doesn't miss the long legs when he has someone like you ;)

I can't believe how many pages there are in this thread. Just saying:) :) :)

Its all for educational purposes Jenny ;D