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Offline Amy :-)

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Places I Have and Have Not Been
« on: November 25, 2012, 12:01:43 pm »
I have been to many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips thanks to my family, friends and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not into physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to be, I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

I was told I was in Denial once, but I don't think that is true.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I get older.

One of my favourite places to go is in Suspense. It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart. At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

Sometimes, I am in Vincible, but life shows me I am not.

And finally, I have been in Deepsh*t many times. The older I get, the easier it is to get there.
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Re: Places I Have and Have Not Been
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2012, 12:07:54 pm »
RFLOL ;D ;D very clever Amy. Thank you for ending my day with a big laugh. Goodnight.
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Re: Places I Have and Have Not Been
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2012, 12:17:47 pm »
How clever :) Thanks for sharing :)
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Re: Places I Have and Have Not Been
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2012, 04:47:30 pm »
That's brilliant Amy  ;D
I can't stop laughing  ;D
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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2012, 07:22:33 pm »
Lol :D, I like this one :D
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Re: Places I Have and Have Not Been
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2012, 08:29:29 pm »
Amy, very clever,  thanks.
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Re: Places I Have and Have Not Been
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2012, 09:36:39 pm »
LOL  :D
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Re: Places I Have and Have Not Been
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2012, 09:39:55 pm »
A oldie but a goodie Amy.  Some more for you..

"I've been in Ebriated but find it a dangerously unstable place where it is difficult to make yourself understood even at top volume.

I've never been in Carcerated. It's one of those gated communities and apparently you have to see a judge to get in.

I've never been to Morrow because as soon as I think I'm there I find I've gotten to Day instead!!"

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Re: Places I Have and Have Not Been
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2012, 09:41:12 pm »
Very good Amy and Gert.  :D
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« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2012, 09:41:15 pm »
Brilliant  ;D
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Offline Amy :-)

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Re: Places I Have and Have Not Been
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2012, 09:42:54 pm »
Nice ones Gert, thank you ;D

I love the clever things you can do with words ;) I'm glad others enjoy them too! :D
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Re: Places I Have and Have Not Been
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2012, 10:30:15 pm »
Very clever both of you.
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Offline droverjess

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Re: Places I Have and Have Not Been
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2012, 10:44:45 pm »
Nice bedtime laugh thanks to Amy  ;D and Gert  ;D
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« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2012, 10:50:30 pm »
Quote from: Wonder on November 25, 2012, 10:30:15 pm
Very clever both of you.

Not really Wonder been going around for years. Don't know the original author but it is fun to think of more words to use and exercise you brain.

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Gretchen in Cairns, Australia

Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep. Carl Sandburg.

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« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2012, 10:52:48 pm »
I've been trying to come up with phrases for "in Reality" and "in Theory" :-))
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