Kids are hilarious....

[astarra]

We all know kids come out with random/funny/crazy/what-on-earth/embarrasing things sometimes, and I thought it might be fun to share some....

Miss3 and I just had the following conversation....
her = "mum, you are a piece of cwap." 
me = "really? ... why?"
her = "acuz look at your legs, they got a big bruise on them, so that means they not nice."

[judydawn]

I agree, they not nice astarra   

[obbie]

  Its funny what they say. But remind them at their 21st..

My kids ask me why I am old....  Most mothers of friends are 10  to 15 years younger than me..

[*suzanne*]

  too funny

DD3 says to me the other day "will my boobs be bigger than yours when I grow up" thanks for the confidence boost it is one thing I don't have much of and apparently she thinks so to  

[astarra]

LOL!!!!!

[Kimmyh]

LOL too!
DS5 keeps asking his gran "why do you have wobbly bits"!

[*suzanne*]

;D poor gran

[Rara1]

My 9 year old says her sister (11yr) is going through pewbancy (puberty)

Rara x

[Kimmyh]

Lol Rara.

[blackwood]

I love the cute and funny things that kids come out with! I've been embarrassed quite a few times by various comments...I really have to watch what I say now!

I can still remember when I was about eight years old, we were going by train to the Royal Melbourne Show. Well, my younger brother, who was about 5 or 6 at the time, asked my mum (in a crowded train carriage) "Mum, what is a prostitute?" It was so funny...my poor mum, it must have been so awkward for her!!! I wish I could remember her answer! (or if she answered!)

[*suzanne*]

Funny rara

Speaking of puberty ds7  was listening in to a conversation we were having with ds11 and wanted to know who puberty was because he hadn't met him at school;D

[*suzanne*]

Blackwood that would of been one of those moments where you don't hear it or your wishing the ground would swallow you up

[Rara1]

Haha Suzanne

@ Blackwood - would have loved to have heard your mums answer!

Rara x

[astarra]

These are so funny! 
Your poor mum, blackwood!!!! 

One of my SILs just rung me....could hardley talk for laughing, and told me her DD (4) had said this to her (while eating noodles for lunch)


MISS4: do you like having me to stay?? You can have a turn of all my books after me………………….. ( talking to her mum)

HER MUM: where do you normally live if you don’t live with mum and dad??

MISS4: UMMMM mostly at Grandpa's or Pa's, just depends!

HER MUM: ok so you don’t live with us ??

MISS4: ONLY when you always give me noodles??!!

HER MUM: that makes me feel  a bit sad,

MISS4: NOPE you don’t feel sad mum,  you don’t really mind mum, so do you want to have a turn of my books??? OR NOT?

[Kimmyh]